
Halloween is right around the corner and as invites to parties start coming through, I’ve been putting some thought into my costume. I have this problem every year, and always end up stuck with some stupid ass costume that I whipped-up at the last minute.
What happened? When I was a little kid it was so easy, I had tons of ideas and then my Mom took care of the rest. We would spend weeks, sometimes months coming up with ideas or looking at costumes. However it usually ended up with a trip to Kmart for a cheap plastic costume-in-a-bag that I inevitably ripped every year. One year my mom decided to be cute and dressed me up as a little old lady, man I was so embarrassed…but I got the last laugh on that one! *Love ya ma! Kisses!* :-D
When I got into high school and college, Halloween suddenly was less about the candy and more about getting tanked at some under aged party…screw the costume. If you did wear a costume it had to follow certain criteria: 1) cheap! Typically something from my closet that I didn’t wear or a trip to the Goodwill, 2) no messy make-up, 3) comfortable and drunk resistant, 4) easily removed (get your mind out of the gutter you dirty perverts).
By the time I made my way down to Chicago, everything changed. Everyone here seems to put so much more time and effort into their costumes. Especially for the Halsted Halloween Parade, which I’ve seen grow from just a few people walking down the sidewalk to thousands of people taking up the entire street from Belmont to Addison. At the parade you see everything (literally) from boys/girls wearing scandalous outfits (dig those folks), political costumes (tons of George Bushes), scary ghosts and gremlins, humorous and goofy getups, adorable little kids, and pets even get dressed-up as little bats or other fun costumes. I love it!
My last Halloween outfit was a “cracked-out robot waitress from outer space”, but can you believe no one knew what I was? Hello! This year, I’m determined to put a little more thought and effort into my costume or become a zombie trying. Question is, do I want to be something spooky-SCRAARRRRY, funny, political, or maybe go for the sexy look and show some skin? Oh the insanity!
If all else fails I’ll probably go as a little old lady.