Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Like "Boo" it's Halloween

It’s one of my favorite holidays of the year because what other time of the year can you find good girls and boys morphing into little monsters. I think it’s just too fun to dress up as whoever/whatever you want and pretending for one evening. Not to mention all the treats and tricks (yes, you can read into that)! You better believe your bottom (dollar) that I’ll be shaking my ass on the dance floor at Roscoe's to MJ’s Thriller (it’s only one of my all time favorite Halloween songs).

However, as much as I like Halloween I do raise issue with a few costumes that really need to be retired.

Women's outfits
Sexy Kitty (W) - Comment: umm, it’s a cat that shits in a kitty litter
Sexy Nurse (W) - Comment: all the nurses I’ve seen have been

Top Gay outfits:
  • Anything shirtless- Comment: really boys, there are some that really shouldn’t do this
  • Sailor – Comment: gosh, could we be any more original?
  • Drag – Comment: What is it about gay men and dress-up in a wig and a dress. I think every gay man (even the butchest) want to know what it’s like be a pretty girl. Except some guys look better in drag then out.
  • Sexy doctor: Ok, ya got me there, except there's nothing sexy about scrubs in my opinion. Besides I think people are just attacked to the fact that doctors are smart and well off.
  • Cowboys – Comment: yes we all saw Brokeback Mountain and you are no Jake or Heath. Still it’s better to save a horse and ride a cowboy!

Troy’s 2006 favorites:

  • Costumes
    A dirty mechanic
    Animals in costumes (I’m a sucker for it)
  • Season treats
    Pumpkin latte
    Candy
    Carmel apple (just had one right before the Halsted Halloween Parade and it was DAMN good)

Well I need to get ready for a night of boo-boo-boozin'

Happy Halloween!!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Paxel Back

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Soul Free

It’s only been a few days since I was laid off from Getty, but I’m in an incredibly good mood. In many ways I have a hard time believing that I would find myself in the same situation a year after the last time I was let go. Although the circumstances are similar to last time, I find myself so much stronger than in the past. In fact when the VP from human resources brought me into her office I was smiling, laughing, and extremely positive. She even commented on how lively I was considering the conditions for our meeting. I told her that I’m no stranger to this kind of thing and that I’m sure it’s for the greater good.

Last year I was a completely different person as I tried so hard to find the positive in so many major life distractions. I was one hot mess that was struggling to find a way to deal with leftover emotions for someone I still cared deeply about, yet was ignored (funny how that works). I guess that’s just how some people deal with their feels, they pretend it never happened. At times I became so overwhelmed and fixated on my life that I nearly broke down. However, I got past that stuff and here I am...I survived and stronger because of it.

As I got on the elevator at work for the last time, I stood there with a big smirk on my face and thought about everything I’ve learned and what being at Getty has done for me. I thought about all the other incredible things currently happening in my life… I have a cool roommate, a nice apartment, surrounded by tons of family/friends, a part of great sports team, and the energy I get from having my events and fundraisers.

When I stepped out of that office building, I wasn't a man without a job. Iwas a man with an amazing new opportunity for change and a bright future. I feel so free, and ready once again to spread my wings and soar.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Father to Son

Cancer—it’s an ugly word that often times triggers many emotions and wondering thoughts not only for the patients, but also for the family, friends and loved-ones. There is fear, uncertainty, anger, anxiety, depression and sometimes self-pity or denial. For friends or family it can be difficult to watch the cancer patient deal with the therapy/treatment.

When I was younger, a good friend of mine and my family was diagnosed with cancer. Jeffrey was only 14, the same age as me, when we found out he had cancer. Over the next year he quickly went from the ability to have a conversation to only a few facial expressions. I can still remember that helpless feeling I would get every time I visit him. I mean for the majority of my childhood I use to run around playing Transformers and hide-and-seek every week with this guy. Seeing my friend slowly fade was hard, but I don’t think it really sunk in until shortly after his fifteenth birthday when the cancer finally took over and he passed away.

One thing I think helped him hold on for so long and gave him strength was the immense amount of encouragement and love from the people who surrounded him daily. It’s something that I’ve admired about his life even to this day. He was such a great person that all these people would come visit him and wish him well.

I wonder now if in some small way seeing that with Jeffery's friends/family has prepared me for a similar situation again in my life, but this time hitting closer to home.

Recently my dad called me and in a soft voice told me he was diagnosed with cancer. The phone went silent for a few moments as we both sat there uncertain what to say next. The silence broke when my step-mom got on the phone and began to inform me that my dad was going into surgery in a few weeks to remove the cancer. She assured me it wasn't bad and that everything was going to be fine.

Fortunately my dad has a less severe type of cancer than my childhood buddy. However, through my childhood experience I've come to understand the healing power of love and encouragement, and in a few weeks I’m going to make sure my dad is reminded that he’s got a fabulous loving son that will be there to help him through this thing.

http://www.cancer.org/

Friday, October 13, 2006

Friday 13-- A Thoroughly Modern Phenomenon?

There are a number of intriguing connections between events, practices and beliefs attributed to ancient cultures and the superstitious fear of Fridays and the number 13. However, there is yet an explanation of how, why or when these separate strands of folklore converged to brand Friday the 13th as the unluckiest day of all.

Maybe a simple explanation can be explained as…no one really knows the answer.
One theory suggests that the date is cause of one unfortunate event in history known as the decimation of the Knights Templar, the legendary order of “warrior monks” formed during the Christian Crusades to combat Islam. Renowned as a fighting force for 200 years, by the 1300s the order had grown so pervasive and powerful it was perceived as a political threat by kings and popes alike and brought down by a church-state conspiracy, as recounted by Katharine Kurtz in Tales of the Knights Templar (Warner Books: 1995):

“On October 13, 1307, a day so infamous that Friday the 13th would become a synonym for ill fortune, officers of King Philip IV of France carried out mass arrests in a well-coordinated dawn raid that left several thousand Templars — knights, sergeants, priests, and serving brethren — in chains, charged with heresy, blasphemy, various obscenities, and homosexual practices. None of these charges was ever proven, even in France — and the Order was found innocent elsewhere — but in the seven years following the arrests, hundreds of Templars suffered excruciating tortures intended to force ‘confessions,’ and more than a hundred died under torture or were executed by burning at the stake.”


Not so fast!

Is Friday the 13 a thoroughly modern day phenomenon? The proof may be found by taking a quick trip in history. If you were to go back 100 years “Friday the 13th” isn’t even mentioned in E. Cobham Brewer's voluminous 1898 edition of the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, which is the definitive bible of myths and fables during it’s time. However, on the book does have entries for "Friday, an Unlucky Day" and "Thirteen Unlucky." When the date of ill fate finally does make an appearance in later editions of the text, it is without extravagant claims as to the superstition's historicity or longevity. The very brevity of the entry is instructive: "A particularly unlucky Friday. The idea suggests that the day so infamous with misfortune derives account from the accrual of two bad omens.

Unlucky Friday + Unlucky 13 = Unluckier Friday
(See explanation below)

If that's the case, we are guilty of perpetuating a misnomer by labeling Friday the 13th "the unluckiest day of all."

From: *E. Cobham Brewer 1810–1897. Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. 1898.

Thirteen Unlucky.

The Turks so dislike the number that the word is almost expunged from their vocabulary. The Italians never use it in making up the numbers of their lotteries. In Paris no house bears the number, and persons, called Quartorziennes (q.v.), are reserved to make a fourteenth at dinner parties. 1
“Jamais on ne devrait
Se mettre a table treize,
Mais douze c’est parfait.”
La Mascotte (an opera), i. 5.

Sitting down thirteen at dinner, in old Norse mythology, was deemed unlucky, because at a banquet in the Valhalla, Loki once intruded, making thirteen guests, and Baldur was slain. 2
In Christian countries the superstition was confirmed by the Last Supper of Christ and His twelve apostles, but the superstition itself is much anterior to Christianity. 3
Twelve at a dinner table, supposing one sits at the head of the table and one at the bottom, gives a party to these two, provided a couple is divided; but thirteen, like any other odd number, is a unicorn.

Friday, an Unlucky Day.

Because it was the day of our Lord’s crucifixion; it is accordingly a fast-day in the Roman Catholic Church. Soames says, “Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit on a Friday, and died on a Friday.” (Anglo-Saxon Church, p. 255.) 1
“But once on a Friday (’tis ever they say),
A day when misfortune is aptest to fail.”
Saxe: Good Dog of Bretté, stanza 3.

In Spain, Friday is held to be an unlucky day. So is it esteemed by Buddhists and Brahmins. The old Romans called it nefastus, from the utter overthrow of their army at Gallia Narbonensis. And in England the proverb is that a Friday moon brings foul weather.

Interesting fact:
Those who are supersticous or are fasinated by queer facts will find this interesting. All these serial killers have 13 letters in their name:

  • Charles Manson
  • Harold Shipman
  • Frederick West
  • Saddam Hussein
  • Jeffrey Dahmer
  • Theodore Bundy
  • Jack the Ripper

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Mexico at the center of the Universe?

Starting today (Tuesday, October 10, 2006) the world is invited to submit text, images, video and sounds that reflect human nature to be included in a special message beamed into space. It’s all a part of an initiative from Yahoo’s “Time Capsule” project that will beam a snapshot of human behavior into infinite Universe in search of extraterrestrials.

Yahoo! plans to beam the time capsule from the Pyramid of the Sun at Teotihuacán which is about 30 miles from Mexico City. The message is set to launch on October 25 and we should hear something from our alien brothers in about 20 light-years. Still, it’s a fun project and bravo to Yahoo for doing something different.

How would you define us humans? What would you submit? What would you want extraterrestrials to think of Earthlings? My only question is how do you decided where to point the beam?

To participate go to: http://timecapsule.yahoo.com/capsule.php

Monday, October 09, 2006

N. Korea Gets 'Nucular'



Does anyone know the elite eight states/countries who are in the Nuclear Arms game?
  • N. Korea (and we thought Saddam Hussein was an issue? PUH-LEASE! lil' Kim is currrazy!)
  • United States (good thing Bush knows his colors...otherwise he might accidentally his the little red button labeled "Nucular")

Two brownie points for anyone who can name the rest...

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Fun-raiser

Riptide strikes!

Fundraising for a career? I just might! This event raised money for my water polo team: http://www.flickr.com/photos/employtroy/

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Restroom Etiquette

When it comes to matters of the using la toilette there are a few simple guidelines that everyone should abide. Applying these rules in both the home and in public will make all of our trips to the restroom a little more comfortable.
The DOO DOO Rule
Do Onto Others, as you would have them do onto you…
How many times have you walked into a stall only to find what might resemble an aborted fetus starring at you. You don’t want to see that crap (literally) and nor does anyone else. PEOPLE use common courtesy and flush the god damn toilet!

If in a stall, and you need to just pee, and then lift the lid so you don’t piss all over it. When you’re done, put the lid back down (you can use your foot). It’s a golden rule when you’re taking a golden tinkle.

The Courtesy Flush
It’s probably one of the easiest and most useful etiquettes out there, yet one of least used and under appreciated washroom protocols . Whether you’re at home or forced to use a cruisy rest-stop toilet, this tactics can help save your dignity and spare others from the ungodly noise of your ass exploding.

Apply this guideline simply by reaching around and flushing the toilet as you’re about to…umm, relieve your body’s excrement.

In the even you find yourself having to use a pot-o-potty, then cross your fingers that there’s no one listening.

Double Flush
Fragments of your feces lining the toilet is never a pretty site, and leaving remnants for others is only a sign of your dirty skid make ass. Be polite and don’t leave the stall until the toilet is the way you found it…fresh water and clean. This simple little task will make you a polite potty person.

Go to the next one
Unless you’re in a long line at a club or public space you should always try to go the next urinal or stall if someone is already in one. Allow people a little privacy and help remove an awkward moment by shitting right next to them.

Icksnay on the Conversationa
While in the stall or at the urinal is not an appropriate time to have a conversation. The only acceptable amendment to this rule is when you’re in need of toilet paper or you need assistance for your colon that has just fallen out. Another exemption is briefly talking at the sink.

Gay man rule! You should never try to hit on a guy while you’re at the urinal. You’re there to pee, not get a date. Wait until you’re out of the restroom to strike up a conversation. If you don’t, then you’re simply going to look creepy and desperate. You especially shouldn’t make a comment about the other guy’s package or what you want to do with it. Even if the guy thinks you’re cute and is into you, you’re bound to loose points for being too aggressive at the wrong time/place.

If you’re at home and have a BF/GF/Roommate/Friend in the house using the facility, don’t try to talk about evening plans or what you need to get from the grocery store. Turning on the TV or playing a little music can also be courteous to the individual relieving themselves.

So next time Mother Nature calls, take these simple little tips into mind.